sl4yp00n:

Never check your exes profile ‘just to see how they’re doing without you’. It’s always to see if they’re just as miserable as you. And they never are, which always makes you feel horrible. And you know this before you even type their name. Just don’t do it, and let them go.

(via sl4yp00n)

0wljenkins:

I saw this cup in World Market today..

So I bought it.

A friend of ours, will be joining Heavy Anchors, as our new guitarist. You may refer to him as ‘Snapbacks’. 

-Captain.

My sheets smell like you
Lingering with occurrences between them
When will we come back together
Between them once again
For now, all I have is the scent
The scent of you
And what happened with you

I’d never been so scared in my life
Yet pleasure triumphs over pain
Now it’s nothing but a memory
On going and ever lasting
Laughter is an echo in the walls
Your breath is like wind in my hair
But my fears are now gone
And all I have is you

Images of another soul are nonexistent
You’ve plagued my mind
You’ve invaded my heart
New doors have opened
Bright lights have burned
Old doors shut quietly, suspended on rusty hinges
Bright lights faded and dimmed into a soft flicker

Break it apart
Break it into pieces
You’ll feel good now
And regret it later
And regret it forever.

Just because you’re perfect doesn’t mean you wont have your flaws.
I can feel you snaking across my ribs.
Here comes the truth that saw us blind.
Flawed by images of false beauty.
Your ribcage expands with every breath you take.
You lay across me until my body goes numb.
And I realize. I’m in love.
Only when we sleep do our problems dissolve.
Give and get
Take and receive.
Your humbling ways
Are so misleading.
And in the depths of your eyes
I can see your demise
And all the secrets you hold
The fire inside your soul
Is apparent in your bones
I know how it feels to love
And I know how it feels to trust
But you broke down those walls
And you took us all down
Was it necessary to break us apart
Although you meant to do much worse
You didn’t have rip us apart
I hope it brightens your day
To know you ruined ours.

Be polite to your wife
She bared your children 
Make her breakfast
Send the kids to school
Be a stay at home dad
So she can live her god damn life
I RESPECT MY WIFE

-break-

I rub her feet after a long day at work
I make that bitch breakfast in bed
Maybe I’m the one who makes her the sandwich
I go down on her sometimes!
I’m a good father to our kids
I pause football when the kids have to tell me bullshit
(Thank God for TiVo)
MOTHER FUCKING TIVO
Pause and rewind
But I’m a cat I don’t have paws.
Respect the god damn females in your life
I make my friends pay child support
Fuck Corvets I rock a Mini Van
For soccer and ballet
I keep band aids in my fucking purse
THESE LITTLE SHITS GET BOO-BOOS ALL DAY
They made me #1 Dad mugs in class
How did 4 year olds do such a thing
Oh well, still proud. 

There’s so much we have to accomplish to get this band up and running. NOTHING WILL STOP US.